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  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
  • Robert S. Stone Jr. v. Victoria Anne JordanReal Property - Other (Enjoin sale) document preview
						
                                

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FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 SUPREME COURT OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK COUNTY OF SUFFOLK --------------------------------------------------------------------X ROBERT S. STONE JR. Petitioner, -against PETITION/AFFIRMATION Index No. __________ Surrogate’s Ct. File No. 2021-4487 (Case of Concurrent Jurisdiction with Suffolk County Supreme Court) VICTORIA ANNE JORDAN, Respondent. --------------------------------------------------------------------X ROBERT S. STONE JR., ESQ., an attorney admitted to practice in the State of New York, affirms the following under penalty of perjury: INTRODUCTION 1. That this Petition shall also serve as the Affirmation in Support of your Petitioner’s Order to Show Cause. 2. That your petitioner ROBERT S. STONE JR. is domiciled at 4 Blackwell Lane, Stony Brook, County of Suffolk, State of New York, and is a person interested in the estate of SUZANNE L. STONE, decedent; namely the son, attorney-draftsman, executor, and sole residuary beneficiary of decedent’s Last Will and Testament dated and executed on June 16, 2013 (a scan of which is annexed hereto as Exhibit “A”). 3. That SUZANNE L. STONE (hereinafter “my mother”) died testate on December 14, 2016, leaving your Petitioner—as the sole residuary beneficiary of her Will—her real property at 4 Blackwell Lane, Stony Brook, NY. 4. That Respondent, VICTORIA ANNE JORDAN, (hereinafter: “my sister”) had known since the funeral in December of 2016 that our mother named your Petitioner the executor and sole residuary beneficiary of her Last Will and Testament (See Exhibit “A”). 1 1 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 5. For more than five years, your Petitioner had no need to open a probate proceeding because Respondent was respecting our mother’s wishes set forth in her Will. 6. That in October of 2021, Respondent surreptitiously—as in completely without my knowledge—applied for Letters of Administration for the Estate of SUZANNE L. STONE (see Suffolk County Surrogate’s Court File No. 2021-4487) 7. On her Petition for Letters of Administration, (a copy of which is annexed hereto as Exhibit “B”), Respondent made the following representation to the Court: 4. A diligent search and inquiry, including a search of any safe deposit box has been made for a will of the decedent and none has been found. Petitioner has been unable to obtain any information concerning any will of the decedent and therefore alleges, upon information and belief, that the decedent died without leaving any last will. 8. In making the foregoing representation, Respondent VICTORIA ANNE JORDAN knowingly concealed from the Surrogate’s Court her knowledge of our mother’s Last Will & Testament (see Exhibit “A”) to procure Letters of Administration. 9. Adding insult to injury, the Surrogate’s Court—per the orders of the Chief Administrative Judge and the Administrative Judge of Suffolk County—denied your Petitioner proper service of Respondent’s Application for Letters of Administration. As a result, your Petitioner did not learn of Respondent obtaining Letters of Administration until mid-July 2022. 10. On August 18, 2022, a man named Adam Scott of A&E REALTY SOLUTIONS knocked on my door. He told me he was checking to see if the premises was occupied, since “his boss” was suspicious as to why the seller (My Sister) was offering it so far below market rate. When I told him that my sister had no moral or legal right to sell my home because my mother left the house to me in her will, he left me his card and apologized for bothering me, but the only reason he had to knock was to find out why the seller (my sister) was trying to dump it so quickly for an all-cash deal. 11. For reasons set forth below, your Petitioner has reason to believe Respondent’s sudden zeal to administer my mother’s estate stems from her theft and/or destruction of my mother’s Will. 12. Thus, since your Petitioner has zero Estate Litigation experience, and since the Supreme Court shares concurrent jurisdiction with the Surrogate’s Court, and since time is of the essence, and since the Surrogate’s Court is effectively conflicted from hearing my personal jurisdiction arguments, my best option for stopping my sister from selling my home before I can get a copy of my mother’s will admitted to probate is to move this Court for a TRO. 2 2 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 13. CONCURRENT JURISDICTION: In Matter of Tabler, 55 A.D.2d 207, 210 (N.Y. App. Div. 1976), the Third Department clarified the issue of concurrent jurisdiction between the Supreme Court and Surrogate’s court thusly: It is true that the Supreme Court and Surrogate's Court have concurrent jurisdiction in matters involving decedents' estates (NY Const, art VI, §§ 7, 12). Since the Supreme Court is a court of general jurisdiction, rather than specialized, and has the power to render declaratory judgments, it might be argued that where doubt is raised as to whether the Surrogate's Court may handle all matters that may come before it in a given case, the Supreme Court should be allowed to rule. […] Where … the Surrogate's Court has already acted and where all the relief requested may be obtained in the Surrogate's Court, the Supreme Court ordinarily refrains from exercising its concurrent jurisdiction and the court first assuming jurisdiction should retain it to the exclusion of the other (Dunham v Dunham, 40 A.D.2d 912; Matter of Moody, 6 A.D.2d 861). (Emphasis added.) 14. As will be shown, while the Surrogate’s Court may have “already acted,” it had no jurisdiction to issue Letters of Administration to VICTORIA ANNE JORDAN for the ESTATE OF SUZANNE L. STONE—rendering them “void and unavailable for any purpose,” Eastwood v. Premis, 9 A.D.2d 553, 554 (N.Y. App. Div. 1959)—because your Petitioner was never properly served. 15. Accordingly, your Petitioner seeks a Temporary Restraining Order enjoining Respondent VICTORIA ANNE JORDAN, as Administrator for the ESTATE OF SUZANNE L. STONE, from selling Petitioner’s home at 4 Blackwell Lane, Stony Brook, NY based on the following demonstration as to why there’s a strong “probability of success, danger of irreparable injury in the absence of an injunction and [the] balance of equities [lie] in [your Petitioner’s] favor.” (See Nobu Next Door, LLC v Fine Arts Hous., Inc. (2005) 4 N.Y.3d 839, 840) BACKGROUND 16. Sometime in 2021, after about five years of silence regarding our mother’s estate, my sister began harassing me to sell the house and live on her property in Texas. Every time I declined, I reexplained to her that our mother left me the house in her Will because of all I sacrificed ensuring our father lived out his final days at home instead of a nursing facility. 17. Sometime in January of 2022, I discovered an envelope in my mailbox containing my sister’s petition for Letters of Administration. Believing our mother’s will was still in the unlocked strongbox it was kept in since execution, I ignored said ‘mailbox surprise’ entirely; while thinking the idea of a court obtaining personal jurisdiction via regular/non- registered mail, without so much as a CPLR 312-a “acknowledgment of receipt,” is obscene. 3 3 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 18. In late April of 2022, my sister’s attorney, David J. Lorber Esq., sent me correspondence regarding my sister’s attempt to get Letters of Administration for my mother’s estate. After speaking with one of his associates—and there being no valid attempts at personal service and no hint that letters were already issued—I emailed Attorney Lorber a color Pdf scan of my mother’s will I had made on 12/29/2017. (See Exhibit “A”) Thus, I felt no need to disturb the original document that I believed was still in the strongbox. 19. In the cover letter (annexed hereto as Exhibit “C”), I provided Attorney Lorber with a brief explanation as to why my mother named me the executor and sole beneficiary thusly: In early 2006, my father was diagnosed with vascular dementia. At the time, my sister had just gotten married and was starting a family. Since my mother had a stroke in the early 1990’s, she was partially paralyzed on her left side and therefore physically incapable of taking care of him alone. Rather than pensioning my parents off to a nursing home, I put off my life and career to care for them. As my father descended into madness, the never-ending scenes of changing his diapers while he kicked and screamed like a child for his “mommy” drove me to drown out self-awareness with television and food. No future, no past; just a perpetually urgent need to erase myself from the dementia-ridden present. The weight gain, diabetes, and congestive heart failure from sitting vigil at his bedside for years nearly killed me. After my father died, I took care of my mother until she too passed away. Since she always felt guilty about me putting my life on hold to care for her and my father, she left me the house in her will. I didn’t probate it because I had no legal need to. 20. Three months later, by letter dated July 14, 2022, Respondent’s Attorney, DAVID J. LORBER, ESQ., sent me a copy of a proposed contract of sale of my home—citing no purchaser but citing Respondent as “Administrator of the Estate of SUZANNE L. STONE” as seller. This was the first I’d learned that Letters of Administration were issued to my sister. 21. When your Petitioner went to retrieve the original executed copy of said Last Will and Testament from the unlocked strongbox in which it was kept since its execution—save for the time I scanned it to pdf—I noticed it was missing. 22. A few weeks later, after learning from Gina in the Miscellaneous department how much easier things would be if I located the original Will, I searched the house for it again. 4 4 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 23. After checking the filing cabinets where I kept my mother’s journals, I checked the Living Room China closet where I kept other mementos of her—including the plastic sandwich bag the hospital grief counsellor gave me to put my mother’s rings in the night she died. That was when I realized the bag—containing my mother’s wedding ring and her solid gold knotted rope ring that my sister was especially fond of—was gone. Nothing else was missing, not even my father’s gold cuff links. 24. The specificity of items missing made it obvious my sister took them; but the question was how. Then I recalled something strange that happened about a year prior. I had let the dogs follow me out the front door—as I always do when I’m getting packages from the car. I had gone back inside while the dogs were still outside when I got a call from my sister asking me if I knew that the dogs were “loose” outside the front of the house. Since she’s in Texas, I asked her how she knew that, and she said her friend “Artie happened to be driving by the house while talking to her on the phone.” I played along with her fairytale; quietly suspecting she had been spying on me for some reason. In retrospect, however, I now think she directed her friend Artie via video phone to take the Will from the unlocked strong box and the rings from the China closet. Nothing else could possibly account for her sudden and surreptitious moves to sell my home out from under me. 25. Thus, on August 22, 2022, your Petitioner filed papers requesting the Surrogate’s Court to compel Respondent to produce my mother’s Will (See Exhibit “D”). Those papers have yet to be reviewed, accepted, and submitted to the Surrogate—another reason for the concurrent jurisdiction route. The Likelihood of The Copy of Decedent’s Will Being Accepted to Probate is Strong 26. Under SCPA § 1407, a lost or destroyed will can be admitted to probate only if: 1. It is established that the will has not been revoked, and 2. Execution of the will is proved in the manner required for the probate of an existing will, and 3. All of the provisions of the will are clearly and distinctly proved by each of at least two credible witnesses or by a copy or draft of the will proved to be true and complete. The Will Existed Unrevoked at The Date of Testator’s Death 27. When my mother died on December 14, 2016, her Last Will and Testament existed unrevoked in the strongbox where it was kept since she executed it. Since I was already living in the house and I was the sole beneficiary, I had no need to probate it until now. 28. On December 29, 2017, a year after decedent’s death, your Petitioner made a color scan pdf copy of the decedent’s Last Will & Testament. Forensic evidence of the pdf files 5 5 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 generated for each individual page of the original document establishes its existence after death of decedent. Execution of the will is proved in the manner required for the probate of an existing will. 29. Since the undersigned is the attorney who drafted the Will, the inference that all statutory formalities were met are subject to a showing of no undue influence. NYSBA Ethics Opinion #610- 6/20/90 (2-90) provides in pertinent part: Lawyer-Draftsman as Beneficiary … In New York, upon probate, surrogates must investigate any bequest to the attorney who drafted the will. The attorney must submit an affidavit explaining the facts and circumstances of the gift. If the surrogate is not satisfied with the explanation, a hearing is held to determine whether the attorney's bequest was the result of undue influence. See NY. SCPA § 1408(1) … In re Will of Putnam, 257 NY. 140 (1931) … Lawyer-Draftsman as Beneficiary and Executor Although no per se rule prohibits an attorney from either receiving a gift or serving as executor under a will the lawyer has drafted, only very unusual circumstances could justify an attorney preparing a will naming the lawyer as both executor and as a residuary beneficiary. … DR 5-101(A) permits employment even where the personal or financial interests of the lawyer may impair his independent professional judgment, however, provided that the client consents after full disclosure. In order for client consent to be effective under DR 5-101(A), it must be obvious that, despite the conflict, the lawyer can adequately represent the interests of the client in the situation. See N.Y. State 595 (1988); N.Y. State 516 (1980). Where a lawyer proposes to serve the multiple roles of draftsman, executor and beneficiary, the "obviousness" test can be met only in limited circumstances. Such circumstances might exist, for example, where there is a close familial relationship between lawyer and testator. 1 46. A testator’s statements with respect to her testamentary intentions, made prior to execution of the will, are admissible to show that the will has carried out those intentions and thus to rebut an inference of undue influence. 39 NY JUR. 2d, Decedent’s 1 NYSBA Ethics Opinion #610- 6/20/90 (2-90) 6 6 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 Estates, § 541 (2002); Matter of Miller, 134 Misc. 671 (Sur. Ct., Columbia Co. 1929); Matter of Hermann, 87 Misc. 476 (Sur. Ct., New York Co. 1914). 47. In the context of a lost will proceeding, a testator’s declarations are not admissible either to prove revocation of her will or to prove its continued existence unless such admissions are part of the res gestae. Matter of Bonner, 17 N.Y.2d 9 (1966); Matter of Engelken, 103 Misc. 2d 772 (Sur. Ct., Nassau Co. 1980). 48. Accordingly, to rebut the presumption of undue influence, two of testator’s journal entries (Annexed hereto as Exhibits “E” & “F”) are submitted herewith to shed light on the res gestae, or “thing done” establishing the “obviousness” of testator’s intent to appoint her son as Lawyer-Draftsman-Executor and sole Beneficiary of her will. 9/23/08 2:22 am Ever since Bob retired in 2006, Bobby has insisted on cutting down on his law practice and staying here with Bob & I—just in case I need him! And I need him—God do I!! If it weren’t for Bobby with all his legal advice, companionship, and help, Bob and I probably would be out on the streets God knows where! I know I’ve told him over and over what a wonderful son he is and that I’m so grateful for him—but I can’t help feeling I’m keeping him from going out and finding a family of his own. Tory and Michael on the other hand have moved 2 yrs. ago to N.C. and now have a beautiful little girl named Caitlyn. Gas and plane fare is so expensive that neither of us seem to be able to arrange a get together. I’m almost certain Tory has no idea just how much of her father’s brain has turned to mush—but I really try to keep her up to date. 2 Wed. Jan. 09 Good morning journal!! Here I am sitting at the kitchen counter eating oatmeal and wondering what’s in store for me today! Christmas & New Years it was only Bobby & me—cause we didn’t want to wake Bob up for fear he wouldn’t go back to sleep. Yes, this past year has been quite a challenge and test for me and Bobby as well. Bob now requires round the clock supervision and care; and as much as I want Bobby to find a life of his own—I can’t begin to imagine how I could have gotten through 2008 without him! Sure he grumbles and screams sometimes about all I ask of him, but his heart must be made out of pure gold—cause even with all the yelling and screaming – in the end he’s always right 2 See Exhibit “E” 7 7 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 there - - grumbling or muttering to himself—but irregardless I know how often when I say my prayers at nite, I never no not ever will be able to thank him and tell him just how very much he’s loved. He keeps saying he isn’t looking for a mate—that he knows to a shadow of a doubt that this is where God intended for him to be and most of the time he seems to be ok with it. My baby Tory lives in N.C. and her husband Mike and my 1 ½ yr. old grandbaby Caitlyn. I honestly don’t think she would have jumped in to help me & Bob like Bobby did, but I know she really loves her Daddy! But somehow, every time I think of her, I can’t help but remember that summer of 2007 when I flew down there 1 week before the baby was due—only to get a frantic call from Bobby telling me that Bob was out of control and he didn’t know how to handle him and could I please come home soon. Even tho Joe and Audrey came by to help, Bobby just found it really exasperating dealing with Bob’s deepening dementia. So, after I hung up with him @ Tory’s house, I told her that her father needed me more than she did birthing this baby and that I hated to leave before she’s been born, but I had to leave. I won’t get into details, cause I can still hear them, even now, her words to me regarding my deserting her and that she really was surprised when she …(illegible)…! But she also let me know she would never let me see or hold Caitlyn ever—& so on, & so on. It got so bad, I had to ask Bobby to find me a car or limo to get me to the airport that next morning—cause she as much said: “Just let me know if I (Tory) have to get up earlier than usual – so’s I can drop you (me) off at the curb at the terminal.” So that nite Bobby found me a ride. And sure enough at 6 am as I snuck down the stairs with my luggage (never saying goodbye) I waited for about 10 min and sure enough this wonderful man (Bobby J(illegible)) was just then pulling in Tory’s driveway. I’ve never in my life been so glad to see someone—yet, at the same time, so unbelievably hurt and heartbroken that she had literally “thrown me to the curb.” 3 49. As shown above, the testator’s journals bear witness to a daughter who loved “her Daddy” almost as much as she loved psychologically torturing and dominating her mother. Thus, the decedent’s journals not only rebut the inference of undue influence, Matter of Lamonica, 199 A.D.2d 503 (2d Dep’t 1993), but demonstrate the terms of the propounded Will are testament to her gratitude for all her son sacrificed to ensure his father could live out the rest of his days at home rather than a nursing facility. 3 See Exhibit “F” 8 8 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 50. To be clear, the res gestae, or “thing done” here finds acknowledgment in 18 NYCRR § 360-4.4(C)(ii)(b)(4) which exempts the homestead as counting towards Medicaid ineligibility so long as it’s transferred to: 4) a son or daughter of such person who was residing in such home for a period of at least two years immediately before the date the person becomes institutionalized, and who provided care to such person which permitted such person to reside at home rather than in an institution or facility; 51. In other words, res gestae, in this case, means testator’s expression of gratitude for all your Petitioner sacrificed to ensure his mother and father lived out their last days together in their own home. Sacrifice, to be sure, means having your parents’ backs like they had yours growing up. It means you’d sooner wrap your lips around a revolver than live with the guilt of turning away. Even if that means you’ll watch helplessly as everyone in your life moves on with theirs while you’re shackled with the intuition that anything less means letting everyone down. All of the provisions of the will are clearly and distinctly proved by each of at least two credible witnesses or by a copy or draft of the will proved to be true and complete. 52. The Will’s two witnesses, David Warren and his wife Michelle Pepe Warren knew my mother very well. She’d known my lifelong friend David since he was a toddler and his wife Michelle since they married in 2009. They will confirm that my mother executed her Will naming me as executor and sole beneficiary to insure I wouldn’t be left penniless and homeless after sacrificing everything to care for my father and her. 53. Now, my sister, who sacrificed nothing, much less acknowledged the social, emotional, and physical price I paid to keep “her Daddy” out of a nursing home, stands poised to “throw me to the curb” like she did our mother. 54. Moreover, with the haste of a criminal on the run, she’s offering to sell my home at far below market value just to dump it, me, and my dogs as quickly as possible. 55. Fatetur facinus qui judicium fugit – she who flees judgment confesses her guilt. Meaning, my sister’s guilty conscience for lying to the Court about having no knowledge of our mother’s Last Will and Testament naming your Petitioner as sole residuary beneficiary is the driving force behind her rush to “throw me to the curb” as quickly as possible. 9 9 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 The Court Lacks Jurisdiction Due to Improper Service 56. As an attorney, your Petitioner knew he was owed due diligence in service of process upon him. Thus, your Petitioner expected no less than a couple of attempts at personal delivery under CPLR 308 (1). Failing that, your Petitioner was owed substituted service under CPLR 308 (2). However, while my dogs are “of suitable age and discretion,”— i.e., housebroken—I’m the only “person” residing at “the dwelling place … of the person to be served;” thereby making service under CPLR 308 (2) unavailable. THENCE, “where service under [CPLR 308 (1) and (2) could not] be made with due diligence,” your Petitioner expected service under CPLR 308 (4); with one copy affixed to the door and a follow up copy delivered by regular mail. Two copies of the citation at minimum. 57. Instead, your Petitioner was served pursuant to the Surrogate’s blanket “ORDER FOR ALTERNATE SERVICE” (annexed hereto as Exhibit “G”), which opened thusly: In recognition of executive and administrative orders in effect in response to COVID-19 and in order to maintain safe protocols by limiting personal interaction and potential COVID-19 exposures, the Court finds that personal service of the citation in this proceeding is impracticable. The Court finds it appropriate to direct alternative service, pursuant to the authority set forth in SCPA 307(3) in a manner consistent with the current exigencies and most likely to effectuate actual notice to those cited in this proceeding. … 10 10 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 58. SCPA 307 (3), an analog to CPLR 308(5), provides in pertinent part: 3. Service by court order. As an alternative to service under subdivisions 1 and 2, service may be made in the manner directed by the court; but such service, except as provided by subdivision 6, shall not be ordered upon a domiciliary natural person unless it be shown that, with due diligence, service by personal delivery within the state cannot be effected, or where for good cause shown, personal service within the state would be impracticable. Any proof necessary hereunder may be submitted in the petition or by affidavit. 59. There was no “due diligence;” and there was no “good cause shown” that personal service would be impracticable. Impracticability of service was merely presumed by order of the Surrogate who was following an Order of the Administrative Judge of Suffolk County who was following the Order of the Chief Administrative Judge who rewrote the rules of personal service of process in the throes of Jacobson-induced Ano- Olecranon Agnosia. 60. Judges can’t re-write laws, not even during an alleged “pandemic,” because the Judiciary has no police powers. Jacobson v. Massachusetts, 197 U. S. 11, 30-31 (1905). Since the Chief Administrative Judge lacks the requisite police powers to rewrite SCPA 307 as if he was the NY Legislature, the Surrogate had no authority to issue a blanket order directing service by mail under SCPA 307 (3) in all cases commenced before it. 61. As the Second Department ruled in Jean v. Csencsits, 171 A.D.3d 1149, (N.Y. App. Div. 2019): CPLR 308 (5) vests a court with the discretion to direct an alternative method of service of process when it has determined that the methods set forth in CPLR 308 (1), (2) and (4), which provide for service by personal delivery, delivery and mail, and affixing and mailing, respectively, are impracticable [citations omitted]. The impracticability standard does not require the applicant to satisfy the more stringent standard of due diligence under CPLR 308 (4) nor make an actual showing that service has been attempted pursuant to CPLR 308 (1), (2) and (4) [citations omitted] "Once the impracticability standard is satisfied, due process requires that the method of service be 'reasonably calculated, under all the circumstances, to apprise' the defendant of the action" (Contimortgage Corp. v Isler, 48 AD3d at 734, quoting Mullane v Central Hanover Bank & Trust Co., 339 US 306, 314 [1950]). (Emphasis added.) 11 11 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 62. Nothing was ‘reasonably calculated under the circumstances’ here because the Court had no reason to conclude “the impracticability standard [was] satisfied.” 63. Assuming arguendo that the Chief Administrative Judge could issue a blanket order directing alternate service in every matter before a Surrogate—as if he was the NYS Legislature—there was no basis in reality for concluding that personal service on your Petitioner would be impracticable. Rather, the Chief Administrative Judge, the Administrative Judge of Suffolk County, and the Surrogate merely presumed personal service to be impracticable based on laws both written and executed by the Governor; evidenced by boilerplate like this: All Executive Orders … issued in response to the COVID-19 (coronavirus) public health crisis are incorporated by reference in this Administrative Order…. 64. This, of course, refers to Governor Cuomo’s “COVID mitigation mandates”—i.e., lockdowns, social distancing, and masking mandates—which, as will be shown, never qualified as legitimate ‘exercises of state police power’ under the Jacobson standard. Moreover, even if we assume their legitimacy arguendo, Governor Cuomo’s ‘COVID mitigation mandates’ only rendered Personal and Substituted service impracticable under CPLR 308 (1) & (2) respectively. 65. There was absolutely nothing impracticable about “Nail & Mail” service under CPLR 308 (4). In fact, the only difference between “Nail & Mail” service and business as usual in the “new normal” was the “affixing” part. From Amazon to Uber Eats, packages and food were left outside people’s doors, followed by emails containing pictures confirming delivery. Basically, life during the alleged pandemic was conducted pursuant to CPLR 308 (4)—sans ‘affixing.’ Thus, the Court had no rational justification for deeming personal service impracticable. The Surrogate’s Court, Like the Rest of New York’s Judiciary, Is Detached from Reality—Present Company Excepted, of Course. 66. As low as the impracticability standard may be, it’s meaningless if the Judiciary applying it is detached from reality. Yes, I’m acutely aware of how farfetched that sounded. Nonetheless, COVID-19 has diminished the Judiciary’s reasoning skills to the level of an Article 81 candidate; since its inability to understand or appreciate the nature and consequences of clinging to provenly fraudulent narratives has rendered it “incapacitated.” 67. COVID-19 is only as lethal as “a severe seasonal influenza” and does not spread asymptomatically. Yet the Judiciary, as if caught in a hypnotic trance bereft of ethical self-awareness and capacity for critical thought, still bases its decisions upon the provenly fraudulent narratives that it’s “ten times more lethal than the flu” and the first epidemic in history driven by asymptomatic transmission. 12 12 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 68. In fact, as of 8/11/2022, the CDC has effectively confessed that the lethality and asymptomatic spread narratives about COVID-19 were fraudulent. From NPR: “The new COVID-19 guidance from the CDC focuses on individual decisions.” Two bullet points of interest: • Those exposed to the virus are no longer required to quarantine. • Unvaccinated people now have the same guidance as vaccinated people. 69. With all due respect, I defy the court to show how those two guidance changes comport with the Frye standard. As demonstrated within your Petitioner’s Memorandum of Law—withheld from immediate submission due to exigent circumstances—the ‘science’ underlying COVID-19 comprises nothing more than deceitful narratives fostering the illusion of a lethal pandemic warranting use of emergency powers to “fundamentally transform” the United States into a technocratic totalitarian state. 70. Case in point: By Memo of June 15, 2022, “Re: Modifications to COVID-19 Protocols,” the Office of Court Administration claims the power to force healthy people to wear masks if said dissidents fail to subject their bodies to experimental gene-editing injections posing as “vaccines.” Apparently, the OCA couldn’t care less that Article 21 of the NY Public Health Law strictly limits the state’s quarantine power to the “isolation of [ACTUAL] cases” 4 of communicable disease; thereby giving its ‘COVID- 19 Protocols’ all the legal heft of: “I’ve got the conch!” 71. That’s not a Judiciary acting injudiciously. That’s a Judiciary detached from reality. Black’s Law Dictionary defines Contempt of Court as: “Any act which is calculated to embarrass, hinder, or obstruct the court in administration of justice, or which is calculated to lessen its authority or its dignity.” 72. Query: What if taunting the Court was the surest way possible to interrupt its dogmatic slumber and thereby restore its capacity for administering justice? And by that, I don’t mean it in the “David Hume … interrupted [Immanuel Kant’s] dogmatic slumber” sense. I’m talking about goading the Judiciary out of the semi-somnambulistic state of “mass formation” it’s been caught in since the inception of this alleged “pandemic.” Dr. Mattias Desmet: …Why did totalitarianism as a form of statehood emerge for the first time in the first half of the twentieth century? And moreover: What is the difference between it and the classical dictatorships of the past? The essence of this difference, … lies within the field of psychology. 4 NY Pub Health L § 2100 (2) (a) “Every local board of health and every health officer may: (a) provide for care and isolation of cases of communicable disease in a hospital or elsewhere when necessary for protection of the public health.” 13 13 of 21 FILED: SUFFOLK COUNTY CLERK 08/26/2022 02:57 PM INDEX NO. 617118/2022 NYSCEF DOC. NO. 1 RECEIVED NYSCEF: 08/29/2022 Dictatorships are based on a primitive psychological mechanism, namely on the creation of a climate of fear amongst the population, based on the brutal potential of the dictatorial regime. Totalitarianism, on the other hand, has its roots in the insidious psychological process of mass formation. Only a thorough analysis of this process enables us to understand the shocking behaviors of a “totalitarized” population, including an exaggerated willingness of individuals to sacrifice their own personal interests out of solidarity with the collective (i.e., the masses), a profound intolerance of dissident voices, and pronounced susceptibility to pseudo-scientific indoctrination and propaganda. Mass formation is, in essence, a kind of group hypnosis that destroys individuals’ ethical self-awareness and robs them of their ability to think critically. This process is insidious in nature; populations fall prey to it unsuspectingly. 5 73. Once upon a time in 1976, back when humans used rotary phones and ‘thought digital watches were a pretty neat idea,’ the Swine Flu Vaccine was pulled from circulation just three months after its release because it was suspected of paralyzing 94 people and killing four. 74. The New York Times reported thusly: SWINE FLU PROGRAM SUSPENDED IN NATION; DISEASE LINK FEARED, New York Times, By Lawrence K. Altman, Dec. 17, 1976 Federal officials suspended the troubled nationwide swine flu immunization program yesterday because of concern that the shots were possibly linked to recently reported cases of paralysis. Since the end of last week, the Federal Center for Disease Control in Atlanta, which runs the nationwide immunization program, has been investigating reports from at least 14 states of 94 cases, four of them fatal, of a form of paralysis called the Guillain‐Barré syndrome. Federal epidemiologists said that they could neither prove nor disprove the possible connection between the paralysis and the swine flu shots. But to be on the safe side, Federal officials ordered the program halted late yesterday afternoon. Of the 94 reported cases of paralysis, 51, including the four deaths, involved persons who had received swine flu shots between one and three